Coach Cholace's Excuse List Coach Cholace is an invaluable resource for the CCSC. She helps the club at all of its levels. If only she weren't always behind schedule.. Here is the ever growing list of Coach Cholace's excuses: My car needs new tires. My car needs a new starter. My car needs a new battery. My car can't handle snow. My car can't handle high winds. My car can't handle this heat. A tree fell on my car. Traffic was moving too slow. Did I ever tell you I used to race cars? My mother phoned. (at 5 a.m. Cholace?) I had to shovel my whole street. The State Trooper was a rookie. I had too much chocolate yesterday so I couldn't sleep. The Police questioned me about a robbery next door. There was a rabid racoon blocking my car. Everybody else is early.   Back to Masters Swimming.