Woe Is Me I Hurt My Knee Oh woe is me I hurt my knee! If I can't swim my life will be grim Ron will shout and make me do a get-out. It'll be a chore but I'll ask for more. I like to swim and build up my limbs It makes my heart healthy and some day wealthy Ron may be "mean" but I am lean. I am tough and will show him my stuff. Emily and I will show him our fly. Our stroke will be unique, but we'll show technique. We'll finish the race and show him we can place. Oh woe is me I hurt my knee.   by Katie Brennan, 1996